Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 12 hours ago

urdeadmeatkid:

"oh my god are you blind? loOK AT HIS EYES!! HE LOOKS SO UNHAPPY! HIS SMILE IS FAKE #LARRYISREAL"

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kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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Posted 12 hours ago

targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

(Source: margayret)

Posted 12 hours ago
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circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

Posted 12 hours ago

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

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