Posted 10 hours ago

beyoncevevo:

"remember when you used to be friends wit-"

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Posted 10 hours ago

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

Posted 10 hours ago

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

Posted 10 hours ago

cramp:

everyone always makes plans without me but then they say that they “miss me”

Posted 10 hours ago

cramp:

snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it

Posted 10 hours ago

cramp:

loathingbitch:

cramp:

i like to live life on the edge

maybe you should jump

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Posted 10 hours ago

cramp:

all my friends are hotter than me but i can take better selfies so who really won

Posted 10 hours ago

doglets:

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 10 hours ago

unplannedchild:

Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s Mein Kampf